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Marriage Quotes strictly for men only
« on: January 16, 2019, 10:14:29 AM »
Marriage Quotes strictly for men only



1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 ~By Lee Majors

2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 ~By Al Gore

3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
 ~By Socrates

4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
 ~By Mike Tyson

5. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
 ~By George Clooney

6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
 ~By Bill Clinton

7. "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
 ~By George W. Bush

8. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
 ~By Rudy Giuliani

9. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
 ~By Michael Jordan

10. "I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
 ~By Donald Trump

11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 ~By Shaquille O’Neal

12. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 ~By Kobe Bryant

13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 ~By David Hasselhoff

14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
 ~By Alec Baldwin

15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
 ~By Barack Obama

16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
 ~By Tommy Lee

17. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 ~By Brad Pitt

18. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
 Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
 ~ By Jimmy Kimmel

19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!
 ~By Jay Leno

21. "The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
 ~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh .......and to the ladies with good sense of humour who can handle it!!!!!!!😀😀😀

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