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Why you cannot beat an Ijebu man
« on: October 25, 2016, 05:58:22 PM »
An Ijebu engineer can't find a job so he opens a
clinic and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijesha lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Ijesha Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Ijesha Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"


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Why you cannot beat an Ijebu man
« on: October 25, 2016, 05:58:22 PM »

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Re: Why you cannot beat an Ijebu man
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2016, 05:59:04 PM »
The annoyed Ijesha lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Ijesha Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Ijebu man:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Ijesha Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijesha lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.



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Re: Why you cannot beat an Ijebu man
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2016, 05:59:29 PM »
Ijesha Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijebu man:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
D Ijesha Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"
Ijebu man:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an ijebu man.
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