Welcome To NaijaSky


Make Money Everyday

Author SEAT UPRIGHT AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT  (Read 39 times)

Description:

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Isaac Adeniran

  • Online Advertiser and Marketer
  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 12522
  • Gender: Male
    • Share Post
SEAT UPRIGHT AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
« on: February 25, 2018, 04:34:01 AM »
*SEAT UPRIGHT AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT..stop eating*

A white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.😂😂 
 
*In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras*, the neighbours are enough 😂.
if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, *the charm will work in Jesus name..*..😂😂😂😂😂

Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name😂😂😂

*Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration???
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell today,* she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village.
😁😁😁😁😁

My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"
😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all,* How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as parker???
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

No one is more Respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello Bingo🐕 how are u?😂😂😂😂😂⚡😝⚡😝⚡😝


Linkback: http://naijasky.com/jokes/1774/seat-upright-and-fasten-your-seatbelt/35576/

NaijaSky

SEAT UPRIGHT AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
« on: February 25, 2018, 04:34:01 AM »


Share via facebook Share via linkedin Share via twitter
 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
0 Replies
523 Views
Last post March 07, 2016, 10:54:30 PM
by Success Writer
0 Replies
418 Views
Last post December 01, 2016, 02:26:03 PM
by naijatowns
0 Replies
148 Views
Last post December 08, 2016, 07:35:40 AM
by naijatown

Make Money Everyday