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I just caught a world full of people
« on: August 20, 2013, 03:52:23 AM »
I just caught a world full of people. I set a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!""What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied: "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how 2 marry & divorce each other, how 2 hate & abuse each other, how 2 drink & smoke & curse & indulge in premarital & extramarital sex. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!""And what will you do when you are done with them?" Jesus asked."Oh, I'll kill 'em" Satan glared proudly."How much do u want for them? "Jesus asked."Oh, u don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why?! You'll take them & they'll just hate u. They'll spit on u, curse u & kill u. U don't want those people!""How much?" He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears & your life."Jesus said: "DONE!" Then He paid the price.Note: Isn't it funny how simple it is 4 people 2 trash God and then wonder why the world's going 2 hell? Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan? Isn't it funny how u can send a thousand jokes through e-mail & they spread like wildfire, but when u start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?Isn't it funny how when u go 2 forward this message, u will not send it 2 many on ur address list because u're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of u 4 sending it to them? Isn't it funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us?  How can you forward a dirty joke but not God's message?  What breaks my heart the most is that many people in the church will not make it if Jesus comes now? Many are unaware that the end is near. Don't tell me that its advancement in technology or
development. If any area of your life is not in sync with God's word Repent
and be converted. If you miss heaven you can never miss hell...think about
it. Hell is not a pretty place, the worst part is that it is for eternity...Please
rather than post and forward senseless messages send God's love through messages to everyone you know. Do the work of an evangelist. PLEASE SHARE THIS MESSAGE WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if we treat the Holy Bible the way we treat our mobile phone? And we really can't live without it. Only 7% will re-send this message. Don't be of the 93% who will not share the message.
Satan said "I wonder how humans claim to Love God and disobey Him, and claim they hate me yet they obey me" Do not send later. Send now. May Almighty God grant success to every one who reads and sends this message. PLEASE... Forward it...send this to all your contacts if you care. Are you on the Lord's side?...then obey, send this message now.

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