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How did you pass your maths
« on: February 14, 2017, 02:53:14 PM »
My name is SULE. Back in Primary school, I was
very poor in
maths.
During exams, Id get between 2% and 8%. The
results used to
be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the
highest marks. So I would always be the first or
second to be
called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and
my name wasnt among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%,
still my
paper had not been called out.


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How did you pass your maths
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Re: How did you pass your maths
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2017, 02:53:39 PM »
Everybody in the class kept looking at me asking,
SULE whats up? How did you pass this exam? And I was like ... "Well, na God o"
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already
grinning in
excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one
paper
remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now.
It was
obvious my dreams and prayers have been
answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
One silly student here did not write his name on
the paper
and he scored 0%. Who hasn't received his paper yet?
The whole class echoed:
SULE, na SUULEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!oo
In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.
Enjoy your day

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