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Die if you step out
« on: October 23, 2016, 11:53:04 AM »
A girl was with her father when she
saw her boyfriend coming .

GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor

BOY: No, I want that
your hymn book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"

GIRL: I don't have
that one but maybe
you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie



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Die if you step out
« on: October 23, 2016, 11:53:04 AM »

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Re: Die if you step out
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2016, 11:56:21 AM »
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring " IN 5
MINUTES" written by James Mclurkin,while
coming

GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe
Then;

DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all

GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent

DAD: If that is d case, let me contribute to his knowledge. Give him my novel I put on the table
titled "I GET BRAIN" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"DIE IF YOU STEP OUT"
by Wole Soyinka



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Re: Die if you step out
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2016, 11:56:58 AM »
GIRL: Thank you Dad

She then picks her phone and calls her boyfriend

GIRL: Hello, I forgot to tell u that I will add a new book with the collections I will bring. It is titled ' Canceled Appointment Femi Falana

DAD: Pls go inside and bring the Yoruba novel on my bed titled "ORI YO E' by D.O. Fagunwa

Hahahaha..... come on
don't leave it there
Share it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.

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