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WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!
« on: May 17, 2018, 06:04:02 PM »
*WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK!*

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:

*PASTOR:* How are you?

*ME:* I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR:* May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME:* (No reply)'

*PASTOR:* May God slash you with the axe of long life.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME:* (No reply)

*PASTOR:* My son are you there?

*ME:* Yes Daddy!

*PASTOR:* You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME:* Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR:* Alright my son go ahead.

*ME:* May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR:* (No reply).

*ME:* May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all your friends and relations,

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* May the anointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR:* (No reply)

*ME:* Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. 😜😜😜😜😜

*PASTOR:* May thunder fire you! Idiot.... 😂😂😂😂😂
Plz keep laughing and forget d bad situation of Nigeria joooooooor!!!😂😂😂😂


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