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Will you say the glass half full or half empty
« on: February 03, 2013, 05:33:41 AM »

is the glass half full or half empty
"The optimist says the glass is half full."

"The pessimist says the glass is half empty."

"The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

"The school teacher says it's not about whether the glass is half empty or half full, it's whether there is something in the glass at all."

"The fanatic thinks the glass is completely full, even though it isn't."
       "The entrepreneur sees the glass as undervalued by half its potential."
       "The grammarian says that while the terms half-full and half-empty are colloquially acceptable the glass can technically be neither since both full and empty are absolute states and therefore are incapable of being halved or modified in any way."

"The magician will show you the glass with the full half at the top."
"The physician says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air - hence, fully filled on the whole!"
"The musician says he/she is unimpressed with the promoter of the concert for not providing more alcohol."
"The personal coach knows that the glass goes from full to empty depending on the circumstances, and reminds the drinker that he can always fill the glass when he wishes."

"The computer programmer says the glass is full-empty."
       "The algebraic simultaneous equation theorist says that if the glass is equally half full and half empty, then half full = half empty; therefore ½ x F = ½ x E; therefore (by multiplying both sides of the equation by 2) we show that F = E; i.e. Full equals Empty!"



Will you say the glass half full or half empty
« on: February 03, 2013, 05:33:41 AM »

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